1. Use a smug, self-righteousness demeanor and snicker when I think they asked a “stupid” question about my faith.
2. Crack on their belief system, highlighting how stupid they are for believing it.
3. Crack on their church - especially when they really enjoy it, are challenged daily to grow, and watch people coming closer to Christ at that church each day.
4. Ask them to trust people over God.
5. Give my testimony, but never ask about their life and experiences
6. Only use religious texts as references to my points that I know they haven’t read.
7. Ignore or minimize any questions they ask about things they’ve read on the Internet about my religion - because everything on the Internet is a lie, right?
8. Argue with them about trivial meanings of words - better yet, back up my arguments with made-up original Greek translations of words, so that when they look it up later on the Internet and realize I was full of it, It’s too late… I’m long gone. Suckers! 
9. Find no common ground with them culturally. What I like to do is pray out loud when we start speaking, but I throw in a twist. I bust out a prayer in Kings English using “thee’s and thou’s” so the person who is uncomfortable with religion is now reaaaaalllly uncomfortable. Intimidation is key in witnessing to the love of Christ.
10. Go through the entire time together, but never give the good news of the Gospel - that Christ died for them so that they could be reconciled to God and have everlasting life (and some of the perks and challenges that come along w/ the ride) Just tell them how my religion is right (or right-er than theirs).

God opposes the proud and gives grace to the humble.  Now, get out there and alienate some people from the love of God!  

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